when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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