508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just want nice things and good sex
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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