their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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