My brain says no but my pants say off.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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