They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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