You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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