Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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