pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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