why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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