is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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