What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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