Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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