Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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