I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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