hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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