Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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