So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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