OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Its about making memories worth repressing
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It's official drugs can't kill me
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
