Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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