Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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