Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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