Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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