Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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