I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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