your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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