all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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