"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Quick, to the slutcave!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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