dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
sex in a hospital.. check
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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