just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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