Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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