I'd wear matching sweaters with you
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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