The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
you had me at cake vodka
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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