I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
And then my night got REAL pukey
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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