I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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