I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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