i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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