quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
