It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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