I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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