I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
