Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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