All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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