Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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