Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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