Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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