Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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