He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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