where am i from again
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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