So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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