Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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